Academy Award-nominated Disney animated feature following an arcade game villain who is tired of being the bad guy. After 30 years demolishing buildings in a popular video game, Ralph (voice of John C. Reilly) longs to feel what it's like to be a good guy. He takes off on a journey which leads him on a path through the gaming world but in his attempt to be a hero he unwittingly releases a threatening enemy, putting all of the arcade in danger. With the help of young racer Vanellope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman), can Ralph repair the damage he has caused and learn how to save the day? The film also features the voice talents of Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch and Alan Tudyk.

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1. Which of the following do you appreciate?(a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.

2. Are you offended by the following behavior?(a) Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.(b) Stripping naked in public--eleven times in a row.(c) Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.

3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is: (a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.

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